Capitalist Spirituality

Lulu lemon yoga pants
80 dollars a piece
The perfect accessory
To your Thailand Yoga Retreat

Spiritual journeys
Would not be complete
Without infinity edge swimming pools
The ultimate tranquility

Inner health and oneness
A path to lasting peace
Accompanied by Xanax
For your debilitating anxiety

Double-shot latte in the morning
Is the only cure
For your pounding migraine
From last nights hangover

Your yoga class awaits you
Essential oils complete
If red wine is not enough
These will help you fall asleep

Through the stench of yogi sweat
The best aromatherapy
You will connect to your higher self
Its not the destination, but the journey


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